I LURVEs ur latest character, her accent and all, though it sounds more northern… does Wyoming even have a state-certified accent? Keep up all the good work. Have a great 2010. =]
I have never seen someone so good looking that can get into horrid makeup, throw herself around like an ass, and be so hilariously convincing. The fact that you choose to do this awesome physical comedy rather than just marry some rich guy and file your nails by the pool all day is really admirable. If you ever do a show in Connecticut, I will be there, front and center, and I’ll tell everyone I know to be there too.
Dear, dear Sarah,
Martha Owens is exactly like me when I worked in an office. All my bosses said the same things about me except I was sober. I didn't wear a fanny pack on my stomach, but did wear a bib apron at all times for paper clips, hole punchers, stapler removers, scissors, and "New Car Spray" for times when I stunk up the bathroom. Eventually, they couldn't demote me any lower, so I am now working in mental institutions, where I don't stand out so much from the other people. I love you Sarah. You understand me. Kate Mc
Wow, Sarah, Mark F. said you did wonderful characters, but they are beyond that. I'm watching all of them straight through, thinking 'Why isn't she on Saturday Night Live?' Then I realize it's because you're so much better than SNL. Sarah Loves Kentucky (aka 'Les-be-on-our-way' Stalker) is hilariously brilliant, unspeakably, comically real. Why be on SNL when you can do so much better on your own? Your videos are even produced better SNL. And I'm talking original cast SNL. You're better, just simply, perfectly better. I don't know why I wasted all that time on a bad date tonight, (graciously paying my own way) — when I could have been home seeing the best of Sarah Hyland living.
Now I know what to do when I feel a bad date night coming on — say "No thanks"; stop at Vons, pick up an 8-pack of Hebrew Nationals, extra long buns, Diet Coke, Ruffles Have Ridges, entire display box of Kit Kats. Spend night at home with Sarah and Joe. I love you two. Kate
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Hey Sarah, wish I was a lesbian so we could hook up but I'm a guy….just my luck! I tried to beat your tongue push-up record but only made it to 9 seconds. That's hard, I talked like a Yetti for the next three days. If your ever in Possum Trot, Indiana look me up, I'll pop for a box of wine and fire up the grill. You are the funniest girl I've seen. Major talent!!
I tried looking up Possum Trot, IN but mapquest doesn't know where you are! You do know KY Lightning is just a character!!!!!I am doing a show: “THAT'S RIGHT – IT'S SARAH HYLAND” in Louisville on October 8th, why don't you drive down!!!Hoop Yeah!Sarah Hylandsarah@sarahhyland.com
I LURVEs ur latest character, her accent and all, though it sounds more northern… does Wyoming even have a state-certified accent? Keep up all the good work. Have a great 2010. =]
Don’t think Pilgrim is a heritage either!!!!!
Love
Martha Owens
La Sarah
I have never seen someone so good looking that can get into horrid makeup, throw herself around like an ass, and be so hilariously convincing. The fact that you choose to do this awesome physical comedy rather than just marry some rich guy and file your nails by the pool all day is really admirable. If you ever do a show in Connecticut, I will be there, front and center, and I’ll tell everyone I know to be there too.
Dear, dear Sarah,
Martha Owens is exactly like me when I worked in an office. All my bosses said the same things about me except I was sober. I didn't wear a fanny pack on my stomach, but did wear a bib apron at all times for paper clips, hole punchers, stapler removers, scissors, and "New Car Spray" for times when I stunk up the bathroom. Eventually, they couldn't demote me any lower, so I am now working in mental institutions, where I don't stand out so much from the other people. I love you Sarah. You understand me. Kate Mc
IDENTIFICATION is what I go for in my humor!!!
How did you find Martha????
Thanks so much for following me!
Sarah Hyland
sarah@sarahhyland.com
Sarah, Mother's Day is so great. Loved the daughter — especially crashing into the garage door. Great legs. Kate
Wow, Sarah, Mark F. said you did wonderful characters, but they are beyond that. I'm watching all of them straight through, thinking 'Why isn't she on Saturday Night Live?' Then I realize it's because you're so much better than SNL. Sarah Loves Kentucky (aka 'Les-be-on-our-way' Stalker) is hilariously brilliant, unspeakably, comically real. Why be on SNL when you can do so much better on your own? Your videos are even produced better SNL. And I'm talking original cast SNL. You're better, just simply, perfectly better. I don't know why I wasted all that time on a bad date tonight, (graciously paying my own way) — when I could have been home seeing the best of Sarah Hyland living.
Now I know what to do when I feel a bad date night coming on — say "No thanks"; stop at Vons, pick up an 8-pack of Hebrew Nationals, extra long buns, Diet Coke, Ruffles Have Ridges, entire display box of Kit Kats. Spend night at home with Sarah and Joe. I love you two. Kate
Martha Owens is hysterical! I totally identify with her (unable to do simple tasks, booze hound). I can't wait to see where she goes next!
Hey dude Good Evening.I am agree with your blog article about that but i found something strange that i felt you didnt know the main problem before you posting this so i want to ask :where do you know about this dude ? Best Regard admin of cocaine-addiction.biz bye
Hey Sarah, wish I was a lesbian so we could hook up but I'm a guy….just my luck! I tried to beat your tongue push-up record but only made it to 9 seconds. That's hard, I talked like a Yetti for the next three days. If your ever in Possum Trot, Indiana look me up, I'll pop for a box of wine and fire up the grill. You are the funniest girl I've seen. Major talent!!
thank you so much…but question…what makes you thinkI'm a lesbian? S From: notifications@intensedebatemail.comTo: sales@sarahhyland.comSubject: WordPress blog at sarahhyland.com – New comment on: Sarah Hyland is Martha Owens
I tried looking up Possum Trot, IN but mapquest doesn't know where you are! You do know KY Lightning is just a character!!!!!I am doing a show: “THAT'S RIGHT – IT'S SARAH HYLAND” in Louisville on October 8th, why don't you drive down!!!Hoop Yeah!Sarah Hylandsarah@sarahhyland.com