Rose Water Ice Cream
Three things I like by themselves, put them altogether and you got your self a champion mood booster. Pair that killer triple threat up with a hyacinth plant in the middle of the table and go somewhere that heaven gets jealous of. They say that 3-d and surround sound will take you “there”, and I agree with that. But if you only got three bucks as opposed 3000 for the ol’ screen in the living room or even 30 bucks you drop at movies today, try my trip tick, all you need is a mouth and a nose. You got that? Yeah, well, buckle in, take a bite of God’s chosen ice cream, while in your mouth, smell the hyacinth plant. As an extra bonus, only for the graduate level heaven seekers. Try this in the company of your best friends. Yeah, pass it around and share the experience, add a dash of sunshine on your face. Seriously, don’t call me, I’ll call you, because I know where you’ll be. Unreachable until further notified. I understand, this inspires me because who would have thought mixing concoctions like this was possible? I had thought I topped out at the suicide drinks I made in grade school at concession stand but no, this is the adult version of the suicide. You will die and go to heaven, while never leaving your Gucci heels. Also highly recommended just cause well, hell, who doesn’t feel inspired in a pair of Gucci’s?
All you need is a mouth and a nose!