This is how I see my two cats. One is extremely overweight and wakes me up at 3 a.m. whispering “I am hungry, lady” with a swipe to the face with his giant paw. Hence the chicken in his paw . . . Popeye’s chicken is his favorite. If he had a choice, but he’ll eat anything. . . except healthy, he won’t eat healthy. Lulu, aka Lady Lulu, she is a street “hoe”, if you will. I took her in rom downtown Crenshaw and 83rd. M’girl is a baller “FO SHO”. IF I give her a demand, she swivels her neck and I hear a switchblade from out of thin air, I’m like, “What was that?” And Lulu’s all like, “That’s to death Bitch, if I don’t get a peting in like two seconds . . . HOOLLAA.” I’m like, “Where did you learn to say, HOOLLAA, anyway. My girl will cut you for real. Those two are my life thought on the real. I never liked cates, but these two are not cats. They are CATZ . . . not to be reckoned with, kind of like a Healthcliff and Garfield.
This is how I saw the Korean spa we have here in LA. It’s one of my favorite places in the world, I go there as often as my 15 dollars will allow me. It’s an amazing place filled with much nakedness. . . relaxing nakedness, but none the less, nakedeness. It’s where, no matter what color you are, you get a little taste of what it means to be dipped in Korean yumyum mud waters.
In this episode of THE FUNNY TRUTH ABOUT CREDIT, comedian Jon Lovitz visits an antique store and discovers that a credit bureau is not a piece of furniture when Maribel Aber, a co-shopper and financial expert, steps in. The video series, THE FUNNY TRUTH ABOUT CREDIT, presented by Experian, dispels common myths and misconceptions about credit starring financial expert Maribel Aber, and well-known celebrities in hilarious real-life situations.
I don’t have pictures of the whole section wearing the shirts but I have a picture of what the shirts look like which I’ve attached. The funny thing is that they were only supposed to be for the flute section but most of the band wanted them Trumpet players and trombone players and almost everyone! Everyone got their own name or nickname a put La in front of it
Trumpet players and trombone players and almost everyone! Everyone got their own name or nickname a put La in front of it 
