Title: “Golden Curls . . . You Mean Golden Rip Curls?”

Acyrlic, Gold Sparkles

8″X2′

MMMM, WELL, I did this as a part of a series for a show in 2004. At the time I had noticed a lot while workin out man. . . so , i just thought it was funny to put a lady in the buck on a treadmill. People, if you ever noticed are VERY serious when workin out. In the zone if you will, but i thought it would be a lot funner and funnier experience if people were in the buckies running on that thing, some would be down right nasty, but regardless. L.A., it is meca for “keepin it tight” so I thought , hell, why not make a little picture poo about a lady runnin her ass off to her to L.A., only to find out, there’s just nothin but MORE runnin to do when she gets here. So, public service announcement via L.A. “DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU DO FOR THE WORLD IN CONTRIBUTIONS, AS LONG AS YOU KEEP IT TIGHT , GOLDENRIP CURLS FOEVA.

Title: “God Does Too Live in Cakes . . . Yes He DO”

Acrylic, Ink on a round 10″ cake board (Yep that is legit)

Well know it or not, I worked in a bakery for a very long time. L.A.’ins would come in all the time and ask what was in our cakes and pretty soon, I just started makin shit up. “Hi, what’s in your carrot cake?” . . . “”MM, ribs and raisins” . . . Then not to be such a smartass, I’d actually try to tell sell the cakes. I’d say, “Look, man, if you haven’t been to church today, don’t even worry about it, cuz you bout ready to have a spiritual experience. Here have a a piece and go to church on a Tuesday. Hell, say what up to God for me. You know he lives in there, right next to the raisins and right behind the carrots. It worked, if smurfs can live in mushrooms, it is possible that God lives in cakes.

Title: “Angel Lady Face”

Acrylic, gold sparkles on cardboard

2′ X2″

This is a picture I drew for my friend Laura Anderson for her birthday. She is an amazing lady who loves angel and is one herself. She has helped me a lot in my life so I wanted to paint an angel to keep a watchful eye on her at all times, but she is an angelface lady, plus I just love writing angelladyface over and over again. I hope it catches on . It could be the new God. No? . . . maybe.

Title: “B-man, and LuLu..m’catz.”

Acrylic and Ink on wood, with oil gloss

1′X3′

This is how I see my two cats. One is extremely overweight and wakes me up at 3 a.m. whispering “I am hungry, lady” with a swipe to the face with his giant paw. Hence the chicken in his paw . . . Popeye’s chicken is his favorite. If he had a choice, but he’ll eat anything. . . except healthy, he won’t eat healthy. Lulu, aka Lady Lulu, she is a street “hoe”, if you will. I took her in rom downtown Crenshaw and 83rd. M’girl is a baller “FO SHO”. IF I give her a demand, she swivels her neck and I hear a switchblade from out of thin air, I’m like, “What was that?” And Lulu’s all like, “That’s to death Bitch, if I don’t get a peting in like two seconds . . . HOOLLAA.” I’m like, “Where did you learn to say, HOOLLAA, anyway. My girl will cut you for real. Those two are my life thought on the real. I never liked cates, but these two are not cats. They are CATZ . . . not to be reckoned with, kind of like a Healthcliff and Garfield.

Title: “Korean Spa Fun Times”

Acrylic and Ink on cardboard

1′x3′

This is how I saw the Korean spa we have here in LA. It’s one of my favorite places in the world, I go there as often as my 15 dollars will allow me. It’s an amazing place filled with much nakedness. . . relaxing nakedness, but none the less, nakedeness. It’s where, no matter what color you are, you get a little taste of what it means to be dipped in Korean yumyum mud waters.